Six of nothing grouped in two. -

well maybe...if you group 6 into 2 groups then you have 3 in each group? maybe the number 3? But...you can't have 6 of nothing unless nothing is something...what is the nothing?
Monkeys, turtles, pigs, looked upon. Followed by a group. -monkeys? what looks like monkeys? turtles are maybe tantillons, pigs are maybe hogglos? But why would those be looked upon? lol
Written monkeys, turtles, pigs. Followed by a group. -followed by a group? is it the group of 3? lol Or maybe a tp run or something? But written? hmmm is there a sign in EU somewhere that says something about monkeys?
Creature driven from its land, face got grinded in the red, chewing mechanism in sand. -ermmm? red chewing mechansim in EU? hmmmm.
Find them on a specific time. Behold another M at place. Find them? Is them a what or a who? M for mentor? M for Michigan?

M for Minopolis? Specific time: maybe 3? or 6? or 2?
Back to the location. The landing zone? The M place?
Combine the two minus 12000 and three times nothing in the trash. -uhmmm. Which 2? the 2 3s would make it -1194 if the 3s are right. And there's that nothing again, but this time it's in the trash.
That's the number of the day. The month is number 7." -Well at least we have July.
mmmph. Apparently riddles aren't my thing because all I really get out of that is that an event is happening in July with a nothing that is something that smells like a flat-faced monkey who writes the number 3 in the sand with his red teeth while being followed by hogglos and tantillons and looked upon by noobs in tattered orange jumpsuits from Minopolis.
