Well, I managed to suck a little more life out of it for now, is how I was able to log in last night lol
I took 2 dead computers and made one that sorta functions... and, just in case, I ran to Bust Buy and got a cheapie gfx card as backup 'cause I know this piece in here isn't gonna last.
Once I start collecting paychecks I'll be able to buy a piece or 2 a week to build a real computer. Almost feels like I'm on a vic20 this thing is so friggin' ancient (in computer years.)
Actually, I finally got curious enough today to call and find out that I have to drive about an hour away to pick up my paycheck and that there's no chance at all that they'll mail it to me

which is just lovely considering the place that I have to pick it up from closes at 5, isn't open on weekends, and is too far a drive for me to make it there after I get off work. Guess I'm working for free? lol