A Hero needs a Villain

Down the other road, that lonely unpaved stretch on the south side of the Town of Twin Peaks, beyond the hobo who opens trade windows, a few steps from the blood-eyed clickers all damp with that fine fine residue, and just close enough to smell the junkies clucking some whack manufactured stack, an evil twin contemplates his own sinister greed. He plots and schemes with his own brand of disease. First he will join the masses and slowly build his empire, like a dark storm cloud gathering and threatening. He will breed a thunderhead from that hardest earned sweat, for the moment in search of only his name, and the one that will provide his first entry, in the list shown to all and called rather simply, the Hall of Fame.

Then came the day, as was so very fitting, when on Old Hollows Eve, our hero had all at once, looted some 10,000 tons of animal manure. One whole world entered in chat, that what our hero had looted, wasn’t all that. Now this one soul had become the uber looter, being gratzed by all, and all hailed the king of poop. With that one well placed shot, instantly rich, making all who were looking, and even some with that auto click clicking a slow easy run, say “OMG, That’s a big load of crap!”

It does not matter that this loot smells like Fluffy, it could have been Lyst, consider him lucky. Maybe that notebook has a page for this duo, that only the old doctor knew, that tells on this eve, and on this peak, would stand the winged hero, in his grand dream, and a Villain, that maxed out a Cobra, by shooting himself at the ring. They were once known to some as the two big time hunters that Hunt4Fun. Now fate has found a place for them that won’t soon be undone.

Too bad for this Hero, caught so unaware, the sky above old Twin Town is player versus player. Next time old friend, keep my name dragged out, so you might know, just a little sooner, that it’s me and my rocket versus The Beaked Crusader. Now this, I just got that big one, this ALL TIME HIGH, and all in one huge pile. I say to you “Man, what the hell should I do with this huge steaming pile of dung!?”