Pudding

(sung to "It's a Small World")

It's a virtual world
My only happy place
For in my real life
Is where I have to race

To get my chocolate pudding
Right off the shelf
I have to get up and over there
And get it myself

Causing me to miss my team's HOF
The one that I tagged
I should have gotten most of that
But my team's the one that bagged

That 400,000 PED
Ambulimax Stalker
And now it's my n00b
That's Mr.Big Talker

He's been playing three weeks
I've been playing four years
12,000's my biggest HOF
The swirlies bring tears

Darn you chocolate pudding
I love you so much
Why do you have to be so good?
Making my keyboard sticky to the touch

It's a virtual world
Where I miss every HOF
I'm not crying
That was just a cough Cry

Smurfy

Whoop Whoop