So my first few days back on Calypso since I played years ago.. Of course I'm having problems!

I've had problems forgetting things, sweating, getting lost, etcetc.. Now I can't even log in.

Here's my support ticket.
I was in Nea's Place sweating Ambulimaxes when suddenly the entire area was laggy to the point where chat wasn't working. From the unconnected messages I received before being completely deaf and dumb in EU, my teammates were saying that they had the same problem. We could still see each other move, but nobody could talk and people eventually started logging off. Eventually I decided to log off and upon trying to log back in, I got a message saying that an internal error has occurred with my avatar. Figuring it was just a little glitch, I waited a few minutes and tried again. This time I got a message saying that I couldn't connect. So I waited and tried yet again, this time telling me that my avatar is already logged in. I waited an even longer period of time and tried, giving me the first message. This has been repeating itself every attempt I make.
Oh, and I'd like to add that I did check the support FAQ and they all pointed me here. Ports are fine, everything has green checks, etc.
It'll probably be a few years until I can log back in now, unless MA actually gives a crap for once.

Hopefully I'll be back on tomorrow.